Guess who's coming to dinner.

My best friend and I had a conversation last night about who we would invite to the hypothetical dinner party of life. We limited the discussion to people who are still alive. At my dinner party - I will have:

Gretel Killeen, - Gretel was really the person who started the whole dinner party discussion, after her recent handling of a difficult housemate (who is an idiot, for the record) we decided that we'd love to invite her to dinner to get to know her better, and that she'd be a match for other dinner guests conversations. She can handle herself very well on live television and I think that would translate well to the dinner table. Her invitation would have to be very specific to avoid her being allowed to dress herself - we want to make sure she's not wearing some ridiculous outfit like she does on television.

Hugh Jackman, - Hugh scores an invite for a couple of reasons. Firstly, I saw him interviewed a couple of days ago, he really is the talk of the town at the moment. He came across as a really quite genuine and nice guy. Secondly, he's quite easy on the eye and that's always fun. His lovely wife Deborah-Lee Furness Doesn't score an invite on this occasion I'm afraid, room at the table is limited to six in total. More than happy to invite Hugh, Deb and offspring around for a weekend barbecue though. For those who are interested, during the interview Hugh revealed that he's a "folder" not a "scruncher" but he can't remember when he became a folder.

Ellen DeGeneres, - Ellen is an interesting person in her own right, she had a fairly public coming out that was met with a lack of support and subsequently has gone through some fairly public relationship break ups. My heart went out for her when Anne Heche left her to go back to a man - maybe this is my own fear realised for someone else though. She's an intelligent and funny woman who could keep conversation flowing and meet everyone at an appropriate level. If you're reading this Ellen - remember we love you.

Shane Webcke - I've spoken of my attraction to Shane before, and quite frankly he'd be fun to look at during conversation. I heard him interviewed on radio and he actually came across as quite intelligent by football player standards and I'm willing to imagine that outside the topic of football he can hold his own in conversation. He and Gretel would both have set dress codes for the evening, I'm just not sure whether the Shane I invite would be Suit and Tie Shane, Football Kit Shane or Shirtless Shane (and please, if anyone can furnish a pic to go with that - let me know because I'd love to see it.

Tim Curry. Tim has held our interests for a number of decades now and I love seeing him play the evil character. I think he'd have a wealth of stories, be quite amusing and really mesh in with the dinner crowd. He'd also be another Brit at the table and help provide a multicultural view point. Did you know he's the son of a Royal Navy Methodist Minister?

I think that sounds like quite an evening - can anyone provide the location and get access to these people for me?