Penguins

In the winds of Antartica, one penguin (who was affectionately known as Sprocket) turned to his neighbour (Charlie) and said "That's a really odd place for a third foot isn't it? And is that second beak at all functional."

Charlie looked at Sprocket, looked at his own body, looked out to sea before turning back to give Sprocket a look of defiance and said "Yes, but I like them."

Rob says "Kudos to Charlie."